Why I will never go to another Jack White concert ever again

Do you like music? I LOVE IT! I would go as far as placing music in my list of top ten things I can't live without (others would have to include mostly people in my life as well as some aspects of technology and goooooood food).

Music is like watching films with your eyes wide open, it's feeling what you didn't even know was in you, it's dreaming when fully awake, it's letting go, it's the entirety of the range of human emotions translated into melodies and verses. It is beauty and inspiration and comfort and I freaking LOVE it!

I've always felt the same about music, even though the object of my affection has changed from time to time. Growing up I have gone from listening to ... wait for it ...